

But I must not forget to say that whilst I am exhausted, my heart is fit to burst.

But I must not forget to say that whilst I am exhausted, my heart is fit to burst.























1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
Last one that is the most omg-so-true thing:
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my bottom dollar everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!









So what happens if you were to be born with the smaller genetics in you that enables you to only grow up to this tall and get muscles up to this big (read: not very big) and what, with the world so full of crazy people, you're not really able to defend yourself in times of trouble, aye?